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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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