Who wants $300? Me too.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

I'm so punny.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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