Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

the midget went to the midget store

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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