- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

A bar walks into a man

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

kennah campion... being nice

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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