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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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