How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

DEATH.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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