What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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it's funny because it's funny

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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ok

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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