how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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