- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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