I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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