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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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