Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Abortion

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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