Bob Saget that is all

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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