Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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