- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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