What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Anti Joke

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