knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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whats black? the colour

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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