- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Black people

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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