Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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WILLY

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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