- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

no rasist joks

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

poopoo

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

hi

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Stephen Hawking can walk

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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