What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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