- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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