Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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women's rights.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Guest what in the butt

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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America

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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