What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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I was watching Fox news.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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