- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Women's rights.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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