How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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scientology.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Badabing.

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