- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

roses are red poo is poo

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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