What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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