Mr. T watched "the notebook"

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

yolo your orange looks orange

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Women's rights

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Anti Joke

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