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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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