Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

yolo your orange looks orange

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What is white and long? A New York winter

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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