- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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