black chicken. kfc

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

An Asian with a big dick.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

su algato es en fuego

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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