- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

How did the black person die? Of old age

I am quite mature.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

why was kade sad? he shit himself

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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