- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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