a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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America

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Guest what in the butt

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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I went to work today....

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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