A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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