- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

A black man walks out of a police station

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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