- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Jersey Shore.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Anyone can post anything.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

kieran is a homosexual

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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