How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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