Justin Bieber.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

My spelling is horrible

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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