- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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