race-car = rac-ecar

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hey hey apple

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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Jesus Christ

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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women's rights.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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