- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Once, I went to Peru.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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