How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Sloths

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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