I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

identical jokes get different votes.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

a man makes a bad joke

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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