Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Small Penis.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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