What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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what do you call your mom? mom

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Q: How do get a person to leave you alone ? A: Suck out his eye-balls stuff them in your ears to muffle the sound of his screaming as you head-butt him into a fine paste. Then proceed to spread or squeeze sed paste on to delicious food substance and eat sed delicious food substance. Then carry on with the rest of your day like nothing happened. (P.S. Just ignore any letters about court cases or arrests)

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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