- Anti Joke

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

I have a horse.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What hurts like hell? HELL