- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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