- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

what are three short words? i a am

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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