- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

why girl die cancer

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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