- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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