one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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