- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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