- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

no rasist joks

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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