If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

the redsox

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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