- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

A dyslexic blind man

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

chinga tue madre Ryan

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

dyslexics of the world untie!

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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