What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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