mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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