- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

roses are red violets are blue

How about that airline food?

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

So, same time tomorrow then?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

A dyslexic blind man

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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