Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Women's rights.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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