Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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I'm HIV positive.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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