- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

A drunk guy walks into a car

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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