An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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This is a random Anti joke.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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What's 9 + 10 19

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Emily Walker.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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