Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Abortion.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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WNBA

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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