my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Black people having a Job.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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how man

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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