A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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Penis

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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