- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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