A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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