- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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