- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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