- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

My mum is called Steve

I'm winning at Scrabble.

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