how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

My mum is called Steve

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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