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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

A jew enters a mall.

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