What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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hi charles lattuca III

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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