roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Jeff

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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